Perforated Edges. It’s all set up like a tap-in putt 3 inches from the cup. All I have to do is not fall over and it’s going in. Yet, somehow, the rip is mistimed and all hell breaks loose. Let’s say I write a check with my most adult-like handwriting (I’m not the only one who still writes checks, am I?) and then the perforation gets off track and makes me look like a...